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Friday, October 2, 2009

rants!

someone suggested to me that i should create a rant blog based off my random "dear ___" statuses that i tend to put up. while i think an entire blog of rants is a little too angry for me [i really don't hate the world at all i swear!!!] but i do have rants! such as ...

  • why don't fast food places give you utensils or napkins unless you ask?
  • why don't people stand in the middle of the train? the areas by the doors are always crammed with the middle completely empty.
  • why do people ignore you when you say good morning in the workplace? i don't care if i know you or not, just say it back, that's rude!
  • i am not a door man ... say thank you.
  • if you have a stroller, cart, or luggage on the subway that's ok [i guess]. but stay your ass by the door. don't be bold and sit in the MIDDLE seats preventing everyone else from getting around you.
  • trains should be like planes. you take up more than one seat and you should pay double fare.
  • if you're traveling with small children and the flight is long, please sedate them.

1 comment:

  1. i agree 100% with all of these. Especially the train rants.
    I want to say: Dear men who take up two seats on the train, your balls did not pay an extra fare to ride the train, therefore, they need no extra room. Put your knees together and let a lady sit down. Thanks.

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